Oh boy. Here we go again. I'm sick. Flu, fever, sore throat and my asshole hurts and It's not funny.

Y'know I'm watching boiling point right now and Umi was like "If it was you, you wouldn't last even a minute".

So anyway, the game last night was frustrating. Piss it Fulham. It was Liverpool's opportunity to lead the table since Chelsea drew with Newcastle as well. Thanks Newcastle. Arsenal ass was kicked real hard by Manchester city 3-0. Liverpool drew. Chelsea drew. Manchester United drew. Woah.

A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat".
- Adapted from Wikipedia.

If my sense of humour is low, I wouldn't laugh at Madagascar, Shrek or even hot fuzz, would I?

Need I say more?
Hijo De Puta.

Adios.